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THE DEVIL’S
DISCIPLE
By
Bernard Shaw
ACT I
At the most wretched hour between a black night and a win-
try morning in the year 1777, Mrs. Dudgeon, of New Hamp-
shire, is sitting up in the kitchen and general dwelling room
of her farm house on the outskirts of the town of
Websterbridge. She is not a prepossessing woman. No woman
looks her best after sitting up all night; and Mrs. Dudgeon’s
face, even at its best, is grimly trenched by the channels into
which the barren forms and observances of a dead Puritan-
ism can pen a bitter temper and a fierce pride. She is an
elderly matron who has worked hard and got nothing by it
except dominion and detestation in her sordid home, and
an unquestioned reputation for piety and respectability
among her neighbors, to whom drink and debauchery are
still so much more tempting than religion and rectitude, that
they conceive goodness simply as self-denial. This concep-
tion is easily extended to others—denial, and finally gener-
alized as covering anything disagreeable. So Mrs. Dudgeon,
being exceedingly disagreeable, is held to be exceedingly good.
Short of flat felony, she enjoys complete license except for
amiable weaknesses of any sort, and is consequently, with-
out knowing it, the most licentious woman in the parish on
the strength of never having broken the seventh command-
ment or missed a Sunday at the Presbyterian church.
The year 1777 is the one in which the passions roused of
the breaking off of the American colonies from England,
more by their own weight than their own will, boiled up to
shooting point, the shooting being idealized to the English
mind as suppression of rebellion and maintenance of British
dominion, and to the American as defence of liberty, resis-
tance to tyranny, and selfsacrifice on the altar of the Rights

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of Man. Into the merits of these idealizations it is not here
necessary to inquire: suffice it to say, without prejudice, that
they have convinced both Americans and English that the
most high minded course for them to pursue is to kill as
many of one another as possible, and that military opera-
tions to that end are in full swing, morally supported by
confident requests from the clergy of both sides for the bless-
ing of God on their arms.
Under such circumstances many other women besides this
disagreeable Mrs. Dudgeon find themselves sitting up all
night waiting for news. Like her, too, they fall asleep to-
wards morning at the risk of nodding themselves into the
kitchen fire. Mrs. Dudgeon sleeps with a shawl over her head,
and her feet on a broad fender of iron laths, the step of the
domestic altar of the fireplace, with its huge hobs and boiler,
and its hinged arm above the smoky mantel-shelf for roast-
ing. The plain kitchen table is opposite the fire, at her elbow,
with a candle on it in a tin sconce. Her chair, like all the
others in the room, is uncushioned and unpainted; but as it
has a round railed back and a seat conventionally moulded
to the sitter’s curves, it is comparatively a chair of state. The
room has three doors, one on the same side as the fireplace,
near the corner, leading to the best bedroom; one, at the
opposite end of the opposite wall, leading to the scullery and
washhouse; and the house door, with its latch, heavy lock,
and clumsy wooden bar, in the front wall, between the win-
dow in its middle and the corner next the bedroom door.
Between the door and the window a rack of pegs suggests to
the deductive observer that the men of the house are all away,
as there are no hats or coats on them. On the other side of
the window the clock hangs on a nail, with its white wooden
dial, black iron weights, and brass pendulum. Between the
clock and the corner, a big cupboard, locked, stands on a
dwarf dresser full of common crockery.
On the side opposite the fireplace, between the door and
the corner, a shamelessly ugly black horsehair sofa stands
against the wall. An inspection of its stridulous surface shows
that Mrs. Dudgeon is not alone. A girl of sixteen or seven-
teen has fallen asleep on it. She is a wild, timid looking crea-
ture with black hair and tanned skin. Her frock, a scanty
garment, is rent, weatherstained, berrystained, and by no
means scrupulously clean. It hangs on her with a freedom

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which, taken with her brown legs and bare feet, suggests no
great stock of underclothing.
Suddenly there comes a tapping at the door, not loud
enough to wake the sleepers. Then knocking, which disturbs
Mrs. Dudgeon a little. Finally the latch is tried, whereupon
she springs up at once.
MRS. DUDGEON 
(threateningly). Well, why don’t you open
the door? (She sees that the girl is asleep and immediately raises