Rachel: I mean, _________________________________________________________________ _______________________________________________...
[ ai min . dujə өiŋk ðer ar pipl hwu go өru laif nevr hæviŋ ðæʔ kainə ]
Ross: _____________________________.
[ prabəbli ]
Rachel: ______________________________?
[ rıli ]
Ross: But you know, _____________________________________. ______________________ ____________________________________________________.
[ bʌbʌbʌʔjəno . ailteljəsʌmʔm . pæʃən ız wei ovreidəd ]
Rachel: ________________________________________.
[ jærait ]
Ross: __________________. ________________________, _________________________... __________________________. ________________________, ____________________________________, _________________________, and... well, ________________________________________________, __________________________. So, you know, _________________________________________ _________________________________... thing, _____________________________________________.
[ ıdız . ivenʧuli . ıʔkainə . brnzæʊt . bʌʔhopfʊli . hwəʔjr lefwıөız trʌs . æn səkjʊrıdi . æn . wel . ınðə keisəmai ekswaif . lezbiənızm . so . juno . fraləðozpiplhwu mısæʊdanðæt ə pæʃən . өiŋ . ðerz alðædʌðr gʊdstʌf ]
Rachel: (sigh) ______________________.
[ okei ]
Ross: But, um... ____________________________________________________________________.
[ bʌʔəm . aidonөiŋk ðæts gənə bi ju ]
Rachel: ______________________________________________________.
[ ju don ]
Ross: Uh-uh. See, I see.... _______________________________________________________.
[ əʔə . si . aisi . bıg pæʃən ınjr fjuʧr ]
Rachel: _________________________________?
[ rıli ]
Ross: Mmmm.
[ m ]
Rachel: ___________________________________?
[ judu ]
Ross: ________________________________________.
[ aidu ]
Rachel: Oh Ross, _______________________________________________. (she playfully rubs his head and gets up. Ross gets up, pleased with himself.)
[ oras . jrsogreit ]
Joey: ______________________________________________________________________.
[ ıʔs nevr gənə hæpən ]
Ross: (innocently) ____________________________________________?
[ hwət ]
Joey: ____________________________________________________________.
[ ju æn reiʧl ]
Ross: (acts surprised) What? Why not?
[ hwət . hwainat ]
Joey: _____________________________________________________________________________, _____________________________________________________________________________________.
[ bikəz ju weidəd tulaŋdə meikjr muv . ænæʊjr ınðə frenzon ]
Ross: No, no, no. ______________________________________________________________.
[ no . no . no . aim nadın ðə zon ]
Joey: Ross, _________________________________________________________________.
[ ras . jr meijr əðə zon ]
Ross: _____________________________________________, alright? _____________________ __________________________. Yeah. I mean, ________________________________________ ____________________________________...
[ aim teikın maitaim . alraid . aim leijın ðə græʊndwrk . jæ . aimin . evridei ai geʔʤʌsəlıdl bıʔklosrtu ]
Joey: Priesthood! Look Ross, I'm telling you, _____________________________ ____________________________________.
[ prisdhʊd . lʊkras . aim telınjə . ʃihæz noaidijə hwəʔr өiŋkiŋ ]
Ross: Oh yeah? ___________________________________________. ________________________ ____________________________________________________________?
[ ojæ.ʃiʤəsrænhr fiŋgrz өrumaiher . wrju ə mısiŋ ðædınrækʃən ]
Joey: No-no-no-no. _____________________________________________________. (Demonstrates). K? _________________________ (lightly touches Ross' hair)...is a tousle. Look, _______________________________________________________ _______________________________________________________________________________________.
[ nononono . ðısızrʌniŋ fiŋgrz өru jrher . kei . næʊ ðıs . ızə tæʊsl . lʊk . ras ıfjə don æskr æʊʔsʊn jr gənə endʌp stʌkın ðə zon frəvr ]
Ross: I will, I will. See, __________________________________________________________. (Joey looks at him) What? What, now?
[ aiwıl aiwıl.si.aim ʤəs .aimweidıŋ frðə raiʔmomənt . hwət . hwəʔnæʊ ]
Joey: Yeeeeaaaahhh! _____________________________________? _____________________? _________________________? ______________________________? ______________________________ _____________________________________________________________, “Rachel, I think that...” (Rachel comes into the room behind them)
[ jæ . hwəts mesınjuʌp . ðəwain . ðəkændlz . ðəmunlait . juvʤʌs gadə goʌptuər æn jə gadə sei . reiʧl . ai өiŋkðæt ]
Ross: Shhhh!
[ ʃ ]
Rachel: What are you shushing?
[ hwədrjə ʃʊʃiŋ ]
Ross: We're shushing... because... ___________________________________ ______________________________. Listen. (everyone is silent) _______________ _______________________________________________?
[ wır ʃʊʃiŋ . bikəz . wır trajiŋtə hır səmөiŋ . lısən . donʧəhırðæt ]
Rachel: Ahhhh!
[ a ]
Ross: See?
[ si ]
Rachel: Huh [ hə ]