Have you ever been angry or frustrated with another person? Have you ever wished you could adequately express your frustration towards this person?

Have you ever been angry or frustrated with another person? Have you ever wished you could adequately express your frustration towards this person?

If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here...with a big ribbon on his head! And I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, hopeless, heartless, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey dung he is! ~Clark W. Griswold

Shakespearean Insults

Well, in the video Shakespeare in Our Time, you heard that William Shakespeare was the master of insults.

• Well, in the video Shakespeare in Our Time, you heard that William Shakespeare was the master of insults.

• Here are a few of his insults I find entertaining!

I do desire we may be better strangers. As You Like It (3.2.248)

They lie deadly that tell you you have good faces . Coriolanus (2.1.59)

More of your conversation would infect my brain. Coriolanus (2.1.91)

Frailty, thy name is woman! Hamlet (1.2.147)

They have a plentiful lack of wit. Hamlet (2.2.198)

I wonder that you will still be talking. Nobody marks you. Much Ado About Nothing (1.1.104)

I shall laugh myself to death at this puppy-headed monster! The Tempest (2.2.155)

knave; a rascal; an eater of broken meats; base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited, hundred-pound, filthy, worsted-stocking knave; a lily-livered, action-taking knave […], one that wouldst be a bawd, in way of good service, and art nothing but the composition of a knave, beggar, coward, pandar, and the son and heir of a mongrel [dog]: one whom I will beat into clamorous whining, if thou deniest the least syllable of thy addition. King Lear (2.2.14-24)

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