Chapter Five
“I
have his bed all set up,” Tegan said. “I have a special Piglet stuffed animal to make him feel
comfortable, and I have a ten-pack of grape Dubble Bubble.”
“Ah, yes, because Gabriel loves grape Dubble Bubble,” Dorrie said.
“Do pigs eat gum?” I said.
“They don’t eat it, they chew it,” Tegan said. “And I have a blanket for him to snuggle on, and a leash,
and a litter box. The only thing I don’t have is any
mud for him to roll around in, but I figure he can roll in
the snow, right?”
I was still hung up on the gum bit, but I pulled myself out of it. “Why not?” I said. “Tegan, that is so
awesome!”
Her eyes were bright. “I’m going to have my own pig. I’m going to have my very own pig, and it’s all
thanks to y’all!”
I couldn’t help but smile. In addition to being impossibly endearing, there was something else that gave
Tegan her distinctive Tegan-ness.
She had a thing for pigs.
A really
big thing for pigs, so I guess if she said pigs chewed gum, well, then pigs chewed gum. Tegan,
of all people, would know.
Tegan’s room was Pig Central, with porcelain pigs and china pigs and
carved wooden pigs on every
surface. Every Christmas, Dorrie and I gave her a new pig for her collection. (Tegan and I gave Dorrie
Hanukkah gifts, too, of course. This year we ordered her a T-shirt from this cool site called Rabbi’s
Daughters. It was white with black baby-doll sleeves, and it read,
GOT CHUTZPAH
?)
Tegan has wanted a real pig forever, but her parents always said no. Actually, because her dad fashions
himself a comedian, his standard response was to snort and say, “When
pigs fly, Sugar Lump.”
Her mom was less annoying, but equally unyielding.
“Tegan, that cute little piglet you’re dreaming about is going to grow up to weigh eight hundred
pounds,” she said.
I could see her point. Eight hundred pounds—that was like
eight Tegans all balanced on top of each
other. It might not be such a good idea to have a pet that weighed eight times as much as you did.
But then Tegan discovered—drumroll, please!—the
teacup pig. They are beyond cute. Tegan showed
Dorrie and me the Web site last month, and we oohed and ahed over the pictures of teensy-weensy piggies
that seriously fit inside a teacup. They grow to weigh a maximum of five pounds, which is a twentieth of
Tegan’s weight, and which is a much better proposition than an eight-hundred-pound porker.
So Tegan talked to the breeder, and then she made her parents talk to the breeder.
While all that talking
was going on, Dorrie and I did some talking to the breeder of our own. By the time Tegan’s parents gave
their official okay, the deed was done: the last of the breeder’s teacup piglets was paid for and reserved.
“You guys!” Tegan squealed when we told her. “You’re the best friends ever! But . . . what if my
parents had said no?”
“We had to risk it,” Dorrie said. “Those teacup pigs go quick.”
“It’s true,” I said. “They literally fly off the shelves.”
Dorrie groaned, which egged me on.
I flapped my wings and said, “Fly! Fly away home, little piggy!”
We’d fully assumed Gabriel
would have flown home by now, so to speak. Last week, Tegan had gotten
word from the breeder
that Gabriel was weaned, and Tegan and Dorrie made plans to drive to Fancy
Nancy’s Pig Farm to pick him up. The pig farm was in Maggie Valley, about two hundred miles away, but
they could easily get there and back in a day.
Then came the storm. Bye-bye plan.
“But Nancy called tonight, and guess what?” Tegan said. “The roads in Maggie Valley aren’t so bad, so
she decided to drive on up to Asheville. She’s spending New Year’s there. And since Gracetown’s on the
way, she’s going to swing by and drop Gabriel off at Pet World. I can get him tomorrow!”
“The Pet World across from Starbucks?” I said.
“Why there?” Dorrie said. “Couldn’t she bring him straight to your house?”
“No, because the back roads haven’t been cleared,” Tegan said. “Nancy’s buddies with the guy who
owns Pet World, and he’s going to leave a key for her. Nancy said she’d put a note on Gabriel’s carrier
that says,
Do Not Adopt This Pig Out Except To Tegan Shepherd!”
“‘Adopt this pig out’?” I said.
“That’s pet-store-speak for ‘sell,’” Dorrie said. “And thank goodness for Nancy’s note, since no doubt
there’ll be thousands of
people storming the pet store, desperate to buy a teacup piglet.”
“Shut up,” Tegan said. “I’ll drive into town and get him the very second the snowplow comes through.”
She made praying hands. “Please, please, please let them get to our neighborhood early!”
“Dream on,” Dorrie said.
“Hey,” I said, struck by an idea. “I’m opening tomorrow, so Dad’s letting me take the Explorer.”
Dorrie made muscle arms. “Addie has Explorer! Addie no need snowplow!”
“You’re darn straight,” I said. “Unlike—
ahem—the wimpy Civic.”
“Don’t be mean to the Civic!” Tegan protested.
“Ooh, sweetie, we kind of have to be mean to the Civic,” Dorrie said.
“
Anyway,” I interrupted, “I would be happy to pick up Gabriel if you want.”
“Really?” Tegan said.
“Is Starbucks even going to be open?” Dorrie asked.
“Dude,” I said. “Neither rain nor snow nor sleet nor hail shall close the doors of the mighty Starbucks.”
“Dude,” Dorrie shot back, “that’s the mailman, not Star-bucks.”
“But unlike the mailman, Starbucks actually means it. They’ll be open, I guarantee it.”
“Addie, there are nine-foot drifts out there.”
“Christina said we’ll be open, so we’ll be open.” I turned to Tegan. “So yes, Tegan, I will be driving
into town far too early tomorrow morning, and yes, I can pick up Gabriel.”
“Yay!” Tegan said.
“Hold on,” Dorrie said. “Aren’t you forgetting something?”
I wrinkled my forehead.
“Nathan Krugle?” she said. “Works at Pet World, hates your guts?”
My stomach plunged.
In all the talk of pigs, I’d forgotten entirely about Nathan. How could I have
forgotten about Nathan?
I lifted my chin. “You are so negative. I can totally handle Nathan—
if he’s even working tomorrow,
which he probably won’t be, since he’s probably off at a
Star Trek convention or something.”
“Already you’re making excuses?” Dorrie said.
“
Nooo. Already I’m demonstrating my complete and utter lack of self-absorption. Even if Nathan is
there, this is about Tegan.”
Dorrie looked dubious.
I turned to Tegan. “I’ll take my break at nine and I’ll be the first person through Pet World’s doors,
’kay?” I strode to my desk, ripped off a
Hello Kitty sticky note, and scrawled,
Do Not Forget Pig! on it
with my purple pen. I marched to my bureau, pulled out tomorrow’s shirt, and slapped the sticky note on
it.
“Happy?” I said, holding up the shirt for Tegan and Dorrie to see.
“Happy,” Tegan said, smiling.
“Thank you, Tegan,” I said grandly, suggesting with my tone that Dorrie could
stand to learn a little
lesson from such a trusting friend. “I promise I won’t let you down.”