Jokes about Economics and Economists 1. Three guys are fishing in the Caribbean. One guy says,
“I had a terrible fire; lost everything. Now the insurance
company is paying for everything and that’s why I’m here.”
The second guy says,”I had a terrible explosion; lost
everything. Now the insurance company is paying for
everything and that’s why I’m here.”
The third guy says, “What a coincidence. I had a terrible
flood; lost everything. Now the insurance company is paying
for everything and that’s why I’m here.”
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The other guys turned to him with confusion and asked,
“Flood? How do you start a flood?”
2. Life insurance agent to would-be client: “Don’t let me
frighten you into a hasty decision. Sleep on it tonight. If you
wake in the morning, give me a call then and let me know.”
