A masterpiece of translations

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Dad! - said his youngest son.
The father gave him chocolate.
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Dad, it's me! - the little girl said, getting her share.
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Dad! - said the third child. He didn't get lost, either.
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"Dad! said the eldest son.
Unaware that the guest girl had come to the house, the father took the
chocolate in his hand, stopped for a breath, and the orphan girl looked at her son.
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At that moment, the orphan girl gestured to the older girl. She whispered in
her ear. The eldest daughter came and said to her father:
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My friend, that girl, said, "Can I call your dad, too?" asking...
Birthday
I got a text from my sister. "Brother, happy birthday. Live long," she said. I
got angry and called my brother. I said that “Our dear sister does not know her
brother's birthday. He congratulated me and texted me. deliver my birthday in the
summer!”
My brother was silent for a while and answered:
- She also sent an SMS saying that she congratulated me on my birthday too.
- What? Did she send it to you too? Why?
- Don't you understand? - sighed my brother. Actually, today is our sister's
birthday, not ours!
I couldn't say anything. My face turned red from shame.
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Daughter
Mom is worried; dad is worried...
Father: There will be a son.
Mother-in-law: It will be a boy.
Mother: It must be a boy.
Aunts: Let it be a boy.
Mother: "My child is giving birth to a boy."
The time has come...
Doctor: Congratulations, like princesses...
Five years later...
New Year! The girl was asked:
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What gift are you waiting for in the New Year?
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Little girl: Becoming a Boy!