George Bernard Shaw a penn State Electronic Classics Series Publication

The Soldier at the Theatre Front
In 1915, I saw in the theatres men in khaki in just the same
predicament. To everyone who had my clue to their state of
mind it was evident that they had never been in a theatre
before and did not know what it was. At one of our great
variety theatres I sat beside a young officer, not at all a rough
specimen, who, even when the curtain rose and enlightened
him as to the place where he had to look for his entertain-
ment, found the dramatic part of it utterly incomprehen-
sible. He did not know how to play his part of the game. He
could understand the people on the stage singing and danc-
ing and performing gymnastic feats. He not only understood
but intensely enjoyed an artist who imitated cocks crowing
and pigs squeaking. But the people who pretended that they
were somebody else, and that the painted picture behind
them was real, bewildered him. In his presence I realized
how very sophisticated the natural man has to become be-
fore the conventions of the theatre can be easily acceptable,
or the purpose of the drama obvious to him.
Well, from the moment when the routine of leave for our
soldiers was established, such novices, accompanied by dam-
sels (called flappers) often as innocent as themselves, crowded
the theatres to the doors. It was hardly possible at first to
find stuff crude enough to nurse them on. The best music-
hall comedians ransacked their memories for the oldest quips
and the most childish antics to avoid carrying the military
spectators out of their depth. I believe that this was a mis-
take as far as the novices were concerned. Shakespeare, or
the dramatized histories of George Barnwell, Maria Martin,
or the Demon Barber of Fleet Street, would probably have
been quite popular with them. But the novices were only a

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minority after all. The cultivated soldier, who in time of peace
would look at nothing theatrical except the most advanced
postIbsen plays in the most artistic settings, found himself,
to his own astonishment, thirsting for silly jokes, dances,
and brainlessly sensuous exhibitions of pretty girls. The au-
thor of some of the most grimly serious plays of our time
told me that after enduring the trenches for months without
a glimpse of the female of his species, it gave him an entirely
innocent but delightful pleasure merely to see a flapper. The
reaction from the battle-field produced a condition of hy-
peraesthesia in which all the theatrical values were altered.
Trivial things gained intensity and stale things novelty. The
actor, instead of having to coax his audiences out of the bore-
dom which had driven them to the theatre in an ill humor to
seek some sort of distraction, had only to exploit the bliss of
smiling men who were no longer under fire and under mili-
tary discipline, but actually clean and comfortable and in a
mood to be pleased with anything and everything that a bevy
of pretty girls and a funny man, or even a bevy of girls pre-
tending to be pretty and a man pretending to be funny, could
do for them.
Then could be seen every night in the theatres oldfashioned
farcical comedies, in which a bedroom, with four doors on
each side and a practicable window in the middle, was un-
derstood to resemble exactly the bedroom in the flats be-
neath and above, all three inhabited by couples consumed
with jealousy. When these people came home drunk at night;
mistook their neighbor’s flats for their own; and in due course
got into the wrong beds, it was not only the novices who
found the resulting complications and scandals exquisitely
ingenious and amusing, nor their equally verdant flappers
who could not help squealing in a manner that astonished
the oldest performers when the gentleman who had just come
in drunk through the window pretended to undress, and
allowed glimpses of his naked person to be descried from
time to time.