George Bernard Shaw a penn State Electronic Classics Series Publication



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Bernard Shaw - Pygmalion

of the table]. Don’t sit on my writing-table: you’ll break it.
HIGGINS 
[sulkily] Sorry.
He goes to the divan, stumbling into the fender and over the
fire-irons on his way; extricating himself with muttered impre-
cations; and finishing his disastrous journey by throwing him-
self so impatiently on the divan that he almost breaks it. Mrs.
Higgins looks at him, but controls herself and says nothing.
A long and painful pause ensues.


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MRS. HIGGINS 
[at last, conversationally] Will it rain, do
you think?
LIZA
. The shallow depression in the west of these islands is
likely to move slowly in an easterly direction. There are no
indications of any great change in the barometrical situa-
tion.
FREDDY
. Ha! ha! how awfully funny!
LIZA
. What is wrong with that, young man? I bet I got it
right.
FREDDY
. Killing!
MRS. EYNSFORD HILL
. I’m sure I hope it won’t turn cold.
There’s so much influenza about. It runs right through our
whole family regularly every spring.
LIZA 
[darkly] My aunt died of influenza: so they said.
MRS. EYNSFORD HILL 
[clicks her tongue sympathetically]!!!
LIZA 
[in the same tragic tone] But it’s my belief they done
the old woman in.
MRS. HIGGINS 
[puzzled] Done her in?
LIZA
. Y-e-e-e-es, Lord love you! Why should she die of in-
fluenza? She come through diphtheria right enough the year
before. I saw her with my own eyes. Fairly blue with it, she
was. They all thought she was dead; but my father he kept
ladling gin down her throat til she came to so sudden that
she bit the bowl off the spoon.
MRS. EYNSFORD HILL 
[startled] Dear me!
LIZA 
[piling up the indictment] What call would a woman
with that strength in her have to die of influenza? What be-
come of her new straw hat that should have come to me?
Somebody pinched it; and what I say is, them as pinched it
done her in.
MRS. EYNSFORD HILL
. What does doing her in mean?
HIGGINS 
[hastily] Oh, that’s the new small talk. To do a
person in means to kill them.
MRS. EYNSFORD HILL 
[to Eliza, horrified] You surely
don’t believe that your aunt was killed?
LIZA
. Do I not! Them she lived with would have killed her
for a hat-pin, let alone a hat.
MRS. EYNSFORD HILL
. But it can’t have been right for


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Pygmalion
your father to pour spirits down her throat like that. It might
have killed her.
LIZA
. Not her. Gin was mother’s milk to her. Besides, he’d
poured so much down his own throat that he knew the good
of it.
MRS. EYNSFORD HILL
. Do you mean that he drank?
LIZA
. Drank! My word! Something chronic.
MRS. EYNSFORD HILL
. How dreadful for you!
LIZA
. Not a bit. It never did him no harm what I could see.
But then he did not keep it up regular. [Cheerfully] On the
burst, as you might say, from time to time. And always more
agreeable when he had a drop in. When he was out of work,
my mother used to give him fourpence and tell him to go
out and not come back until he’d drunk himself cheerful
and loving-like. There’s lots of women has to make their
husbands drunk to make them fit to live with. [Now quite at
her ease] You see, it’s like this. If a man has a bit of a con-
science, it always takes him when he’s sober; and then it makes
him low-spirited. A drop of booze just takes that off and
makes him happy. [To Freddy, who is in convulsions of sup-

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