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I slept for a few hours and then spent the morning poring over the travel guides
I’d discovered the day before. I waited until noon to call Ben and Radar. I called
Ben first. “Good morning, Sunshine,” I said.
“Oh, God,” Ben said, his voice dripping abject misery. “Oh, sweet baby
Jesus, come and comfort your little bro Ben. Oh, Lord. Shower me with your
mercy.”
“There’ve been a lot of Margo developments,” I said excitedly, “so you need
to come over. I’m gonna call Radar, too.”
Ben seemed not to have heard me. “Hey, when my mom came into my room
at nine o’clock this morning, why is it that as I reached up to yawn, she and I
both discovered a beer can was stuck to my hand?”
“You superglued a bunch of beers together to make a beer sword, and then
you superglued your hand to it.”
“Oh, yeah. The beer sword. That rings a bell. ”
“Ben, come over.”
“Bro. I feel like shit.”
“Then I’ll come over to your house. How soon?”
“Bro, you can’t come over here. I have to sleep for ten thousand hours. I have
to drink ten thousand gallons of water, and take ten thousand Advils. I’ll just see
you tomorrow at school.”
I took a deep breath and tried not to sound pissed. “I drove across Central
Florida in the middle of the night to be sober at the world’s drunkest party and
drive your soggy ass home, and this is—” I would have kept talking, but I
noticed that Ben had hung up. He hung up on me. Asshole.
As time passed, I only got more pissed. It’s one thing not to give a shit about
Margo. But really, Ben didn’t give a shit about me, either. Maybe our friendship
had always been about convenience— he didn’t have anyone cooler than me to
play video games with. And now he didn’t have to be nice to me, or care about
the things I cared about, because he had Jase Worthington. He had the school
keg stand record. He had a hot prom date. He’d jumped at his first opportunity to
join the fraternity of vapid asshats.

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Five minutes after he hung up on me, I called his cell again. He didn’t answer, so
I left a message. “You want to be cool like Chuck, Bloody Ben? That’s what you
always wanted? Well, congratulations. You got it. And you deserve him, because
you’re also a shitbag. Don’t call back.”
Then I called Radar. “Hey,” I said.
“Hey,” he answered. “I just threw up in the shower. Can I call you back?”
“Sure,” I said, trying not to sound angry. I just wanted someone to help me
sort through the world according to Margo. But Radar wasn’t Ben; he called
back just a couple minutes later.
“It was so disgusting that I puked while cleaning it up, and then while
cleaning that up, I puked again. It’s like a perpetual motion machine. If you just
kept feeding me, I could have just kept puking forever.”
“Can you come over? Or can I come over to your house?”
“Yeah, of course. What’s up?”
“Margo was alive and in the minimall for at least one night after her
disappearance.”
“I’ll come to you. Four minutes.”
Radar showed up at my window precisely four minutes later.
“You should know I’m having a huge fight with Ben,” I said as he climbed
in.
“I’m too hungover to mediate,” Radar answered quietly. He lay down on the
bed, his eyes half closed, and rubbed his buzzed hair. “It’s like I got hit by
lightning.” He sniffed. “Okay, bring me up-to-date.” I sat down in the desk chair
and told Radar about my evening in Margo’s vacation house, trying hard not to
leave out any possibly helpful details. I knew Radar was better at puzzles than I,
and I was hoping he’d piece together this one.
He waited to talk until I’d said, “And then Ben called me and I left for that
party.”
“Do you have that book, the one with the turned-down corners?” he asked. I
got up and fished for it under the bed, finally pulling it out. Radar held it above
his head, squinting through his headache, and flipped through the pages.
“Write this down,” he said. “Omaha, Nebraska. Sac City, Iowa. Alexandria,
Indiana. Darwin, Minnesota. Hollywood, California. Alliance, Nebraska. Okay.
Those are the locations of all the things she—well, or whoever read this book—
found interesting.” He got up, motioned me out of the chair, and then swiveled to

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the computer. Radar had an amazing talent for carrying on conversations while
typing. “There’s a map mash-up that allows you to enter multiple destinations
and it will spit out a variety of itineraries. Not that she’d know about this
program. But still, I want to see.”
“How do you know all this shit?” I asked.
“Um, reminder: I. Spend. My. Entire. Life. On. Omnictionary. In the hour
between when I got home this morning and when I hurled in the shower, I
completely rewrote the page for the Blue-spotted Anglerfish. I have a problem.
Okay, look at this,” he said. I leaned in and saw several jagged routes drawn onto
a map of the United States. All began in Orlando and ended in Hollywood,
California.
“Maybe she’ll stay in LA?” Radar suggested.
“Maybe,” I said. “There’s no way to tell her route, though.”
“True. Also nothing else points to LA. What she said to Jase points to New
York. The ‘go to the paper towns and never come back’ points to a nearby
pseudovision, it seems. The nail polish also points to maybe her still being in the
area? I’m just saying we can now add the location of the world’s largest ball of
popcorn to our list of possible Margo locales.”
“The traveling would fit with one of the Whitman quotes: ‘I tramp a
perpetual journey.’”
Radar stayed hunched over the computer. I went to sit down on the bed.
“Hey, will you just print out a map of the U.S. so I can plot the points?” I asked.
“I can just do it online,” he said.
“Yeah, but I want to be able to look at it.” The printer fired up a few seconds
later and I placed the U.S. map next to the one with the pseudovisions on the
wall. I put a tack in for each of the six locations she (or someone) had marked in
the book. I tried to look at them as a constellation, to see if they formed a shape
or a letter—but I couldn’t see anything. It was a totally random distribution, like
she’d blindfolded herself and thrown darts at the map.
I sighed. “You know what would be nice?” Radar asked. “If we could find
some evidence that she was checking her email or anywhere on the Internet. I
search for her name every day; I’ve got a bot that will alert me if she ever logs
on to Omnictionary with that username. I track IP addresses of people who
search for the phrase ‘paper towns.’ It’s incredibly frustrating.”
“I didn’t know you were doing all that stuff,” I said.
“Yeah, well. Only doing what I’d want someone else to do. I know I wasn’t
friends with her, but she deserves to be found, you know?”

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“Unless she doesn’t want to be,” I said.
“Yeah, I guess that’s possible. It’s all still possible.” I nodded. “Yeah, so—
okay,” he said. “Can we brainstorm over video games?”
“I’m not really in the mood.”
“Can we call Ben then?”
“No. Ben’s an asshole.”
Radar looked at me sideways. “Of course he is. You know your problem,
Quentin? You keep expecting people not to be themselves. I mean, I could hate
you for being massively unpunctual and for never being interested in anything
other than Margo Roth Spiegelman, and for, like, never asking me about how it’s
going with my girlfriend—but I don’t give a shit, man, because you’re you. My
parents have a shit ton of black Santas, but that’s okay. They’re them. I’m too
obsessed with a reference Web site to answer my phone sometimes when my
friends call, or my girlfriend. That’s okay, too. That’s me. You like me anyway.
And I like you. You’re funny, and you’re smart, and you may show up late, but
you always show up eventually.”
“Thanks.”
“Yeah, well, I wasn’t complimenting you. Just saying: stop thinking Ben
should be you, and he needs to stop thinking you should be him, and y’all just
chill the hell out.”
“All right,” I said finally, and called Ben. The news that Radar was over and
wanted to play video games led to a miraculous hangover recovery.
“So,” I said after hanging up. “How’s Angela?”
Radar laughed. “She’s good, man. She’s real good. Thanks for asking.”
“You still a virgin?” I asked.
“I don’t kiss and tell. Although, yes. Oh, and we had our first fight this
morning. We had breakfast at Waffle House, and she was going on about how
awesome the black Santas are, and how my parents are great people for
collecting them because it’s important for us not to presume that everybody cool
in our culture like God and Santa Claus is white, and how the black Santa
empowers the whole African-American community.”
“I actually think I kind of agree with her,” I said.
“Yeah, well, it’s a fine idea, but it happens to be bullshit. They’re not trying
to spread the black Santa gospel. If they were, they’d make black Santas.
Instead, they’re trying to buy the entire world supply. There’s this old guy in
Pittsburgh with the second-biggest collection, and they’re always trying to buy it
off him.”

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Ben spoke from the doorway. He’d been there a while, apparently. “Radar,
your failure to bop that lovely honeybunny is the greatest humanitarian tragedy
of our time.”
“What’s up, Ben?” I said.
“Thanks for the ride last night, bro.”

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