The Fault in Our Stars

Affliction was my book, in the way my body was my body and my thoughts were my
thoughts.
Even so, I told Augustus. “My favorite book is probably An Imperial Affliction,” I
said.
“Does it feature zombies?” he asked.
“No,” I said.
“Stormtroopers?”
I shook my head. “It’s not that kind of book.”
He smiled. “I am going to read this terrible book with the boring title that does not
contain stormtroopers,” he promised, and I immediately felt like I shouldn’t have told him
about it. Augustus spun around to a stack of books beneath his bedside table. He grabbed a
paperback and a pen. As he scribbled an inscription onto the title page, he said, “All I ask
in exchange is that you read this brilliant and haunting novelization of my favorite video
game.” He held up the book, which was called The Price of Dawn. I laughed and took it.
Our hands kind of got muddled together in the book handoff, and then he was holding my
hand. “Cold,” he said, pressing a finger to my pale wrist.
“Not cold so much as underoxygenated,” I said.

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“I love it when you talk medical to me,” he said. He stood, and pulled me up with
him, and did not let go of my hand until we reached the stairs.
* * *
We watched the movie with several inches of couch between us. I did the totally middle-
schooly thing wherein I put my hand on the couch about halfway between us to let him
know that it was okay to hold it, but he didn’t try. An hour into the movie, Augustus’s
parents came in and served us the enchiladas, which we ate on the couch, and they were
pretty delicious.
The movie was about this heroic guy in a mask who died heroically for Natalie
Portman, who’s pretty badass and very hot and does not have anything approaching my
puffy steroid face.
As the credits rolled, he said, “Pretty great, huh?”
“Pretty great,” I agreed, although it wasn’t, really. It was kind of a boy movie. I don’t
know why boys expect us to like boy movies. We don’t expect them to like girl movies. “I
should get home. Class in the morning,” I said.
I sat on the couch for a while as Augustus searched for his keys. His mom sat down
next to me and said, “I just love this one, don’t you?” I guess I had been looking toward
the Encouragement above the TV, a drawing of an angel with the caption Without Pain,
How Could We Know Joy?
(This is an old argument in the field of Thinking About Suffering, and its stupidity
and lack of sophistication could be plumbed for centuries, but suffice it to say that the
existence of broccoli does not in any way affect the taste of chocolate.) “Yes,” I said. “A
lovely thought.”
I drove Augustus’s car home with Augustus riding shotgun. He played me a couple
songs he liked by a band called The Hectic Glow, and they were good songs, but because I
didn’t know them already, they weren’t as good to me as they were to him. I kept glancing
over at his leg, or the place where his leg had been, trying to imagine what the fake leg
looked like. I didn’t want to care about it, but I did a little. He probably cared about my
oxygen. Illness repulses. I’d learned that a long time ago, and I suspected Augustus had,
too.
As I pulled up outside of my house, Augustus clicked the radio off. The air
thickened. He was probably thinking about kissing me, and I was definitely thinking about
kissing him. Wondering if I wanted to. I’d kissed boys, but it had been a while. Pre-
Miracle.
I put the car in park and looked over at him. He really was beautiful. I know boys
aren’t supposed to be, but he was.
“Hazel Grace,” he said, my name new and better in his voice. “It has been a real
pleasure to make your acquaintance.”
“Ditto, Mr. Waters,” I said. I felt shy looking at him. I could not match the intensity
of his waterblue eyes.

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“May I see you again?” he asked. There was an endearing nervousness in his voice.
I smiled. “Sure.”
“Tomorrow?” he asked.
“Patience, grasshopper,” I counseled. “You don’t want to seem overeager.”
“Right, that’s why I said tomorrow,” he said. “I want to see you again tonight. But
I’m willing to wait all night and much of tomorrow.” I rolled my eyes. “I’m serious,” he
said.
“You don’t even know me,” I said. I grabbed the book from the center console. “How
about I call you when I finish this?”
“But you don’t even have my phone number,” he said.
“I strongly suspect you wrote it in the book.”
He broke out into that goofy smile. “And you say we don’t know each other.”

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