“Go ahead and open it.”
“No way,” I said, staring at it. It was the size of a key. It was the weight of a
key. When I shook the box, it rattled like a key.
“Just open it, sweetie,” my mom urged.
I tore off the wrapping paper. A KEY! I examined it closely. A Ford key!
Neither of our cars was a Ford. “You got me a car?!”
“We did,” my dad said. “It’s not brand-new—but
only two years old and just
twenty thousand miles on it.” I jumped up and hugged both of them.
“It’s mine?”
“Yeah!” my mom almost shouted. I had a car! A car! Of my own!
I disentangled myself from my parents and shouted “
thank you thank you
thank you thank you thank you thank you” as I raced through the living room,
and yanked open the front door wearing only an old T-shirt and boxer shorts.
There, parked in the driveway with a huge blue bow on it, was a Ford minivan.
They’d given me a minivan. They could have picked any car,
and they picked
a minivan. A minivan. O God of Vehicular Justice, why dost thou mock me?
Minivan, you albatross around my neck! You mark of Cain! You wretched beast
of high ceilings and few horsepower!
I put on a brave face when I turned around. “Thank you thank you thank
you!” I said, although surely I didn’t sound quite as effusive now that I was
completely faking it.
“Well, we just knew how
much you loved driving mine,” Mom said. She and
Dad were beaming—clearly convinced they’d landed me the transportation of
my dreams. “It’s great for getting around with your friends!” added my dad. And
to think: these people specialize in the analysis and understanding of the human
psyche.
“Listen,” Dad said, “we should get going pretty
soon if we want to get good
seats.”
I hadn’t showered or dressed or anything. Well, not that I would technically
be
dressing, but still. “I don’t have to be there until twelve-thirty,” I said. “I need
to, like, get ready.”
Dad frowned. “Well, I really want to have a good sight line so I can take
some pic— ”
I interrupted him. “I can just take MY CAR,” I said. “I
can drive MYSELF in
MY CAR.” I smiled broadly.
“I know!” my mom said excitedly. And what the hell—a car’s a car, after all.
Driving my own minivan was surely a step up from driving someone else’s.
I went back to my computer then and informed Radar and Lacey (Ben wasn’t
online) about the minivan.
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