Jokes about Economics and Economists 1.
Economics is the only field in which two people can
get a Nobel Prize for
saying exactly the opposite thing.
2.
Question: What do economists and computers have in
common?
Answer: You need to punch information into both of them.
3.
Santa Claus, a fairy, an economist, and an old drunk
walk down the street together when they simultaneously spot a
hundred dollar bill. Who gets it?
The old drunk, of course, because the other three are
mythological creatures.
