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Jokes about Economics and Economists
1.While the brokers at the investment company were calling
potential customers, the president of the firm stopped outside an
office door to eavesdrop on a new employee. He listened as the
young man convinced eight people to move their stock portfolios
to him.
2. The boss approached the young man and said, “I’ve be-
en listening in, and I must say I’m impressed with your ability.
Where did you learn so much about talking to investors?”
“Yale, sir,” the young man answered.
Impressed, the boss said, “Oh, that’s fine, just fine. And
what’s your name?”
“Yackson,” he replied.
3.They say that Christopher Columbus was the first
economist. When he left to discover America, he didn’t know
where he was going. When he got there he didn’t know where
he was. And it was all done on a government grant.
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