Shakespearean Insult Sheet

Shakespearean Insult Sheet
Directions: Combine one word or phrase from each of the columns below and add “Thou” to the beginning. Make certain thou knowest the meaning of thy strong words, and thou shalt have the perfect insult to fling at the wretched fools of the opposing family. Hint: Check a Shakespearian Dictionary Website for the definitions. Let thyself go. Mix and match to find that perfect barb from the bard!
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1. 
   bawdy bunch-backed canker-blossom
   
2. 
   brazen clay-brained clotpole
   
3. 
   churlish dog-hearted crutch
   
4. 
   distempered empty-hearted cutpurse
   
5. 
   fitful evil-eyed dogfish
   
6. 
   gnarling eye-offending egg-shell
   
7. 
   greasy fat-kidneyed gull-catcher
   
8. 
   grizzled heavy-headed hedge-pig
   
9. 
   haughty horn-mad hempseed
   
10. 
    hideous ill-breeding jack-a-nape
    
11. 
    jaded ill-composed malkin
    
12. 
    knavish ill-nurtured malignancy
    
13. 
    lewd iron-witted malt-worm
    
14. 
    peevish lean-witted manikin
    
15. 
    pernicious lily-livered minimus
    
16. 
    prating mad-bread miscreant
    
17. 
    purpled motley-minded moldwarp
    
18. 
    queasy muddy-mettled nut-hook
    
19. 
    rank onion-eyed pantaloon
    
20. 
    reeky pale-hearted rabbit-sucker
    
21. 
    roynish paper-faced rampallion
    
22. 
    saucy pinch-spotted remnant
    
23. 
    sottish raw-boned rudesby
    
24. 
    unmuzzled rug-headed ruffian
    
25. 
    vacant rump-fed scantling
    
26. 
    waggish shag-eared scullion
    
27. 
    wanton shrill-gorged snipe
    
28. 
    wenching sour-faced waterfly
    
29. 
    whoreson weak-hinged whipster
    
30. 
    yeasty white-livered younker
    

Insult Hurler: ______________________________

Insult:

Thou ____________________ ____________________ __________________

Definition:

You ____________________ ____________________ __________________