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Three crooked cripples
Went through Cripplegate,
And through Cripplegate
Went three crooked cripples.
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Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper,
A peck of pickled pepper Peter Piper picked,
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper,
Where is the peck of pickled pepper Peter Piper picked?
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The more we study, the more we know;
The more we know, the more we forget;
The more we forget, the less we know;
The less we know, the less we forget;
The less we forget, the more we know.
Why study?
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When a twister twisting would twist a twist,
For twisting a twist three twists here will twist,
But if one of the twists untwists from the twist,
The twist untwisting untwists the twist.
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If a doctor is doctoring a doctor, does the doctor doing the
doctoring have to doctor the doctor the way the doctor being
doctored wants to be doctored or does the doctor doctor the
way he usually doctors?
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If you, Sandy, have two candies
Give one candy to Andy, Sandy.
If you, Andy, have two candies
Give one candy to Sandy, Andy.
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Where are you going to, my little cat?
I’m going to town to buy a hat!
What!? A hat for a cat? A cat in a hat?
Who ever saw a cat in a hat?
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What is this life if,
Full of care,
We have no time
To stand and stare?
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