2.2 The Importance of Being Earnest It is, we were told last night, ‘much harder to listen to nonsense than to talk it but not if it is good nonsense. And very good nonsense, excellent fooling, is this new play of Mr. Oscar Wilde’s. It is, indeed, as new a new comedy as we have had this year. Most of the others, after the fashion of Mr. John Worthing, J.P last night, have been simply the old comedies posing as their own imaginary youngest brothers. More humorous dealing with theatrical conventions it would be difficult to imagine. To the dramatic critic especially who leads a dismal life, it came with a flavour of rare holiday. As for the serious people who populate this city, and to whom it is addressed, how they will take it is another matter. Last night, at any rate, it was a success, and our familiar first-night audience-whose cough, by-the-bye, is much quieter- received it with delight .It is all very funny, and Mr. Oscar Wilde has decorated a humour that is Gilbertian with innumerable spangles of that wit that is all his own. Of the pure and simple truth, for instance, he remarks that ‘Truth is never pure and rarely simple’ and the reply, ‘Yes, flowers are as common in the country as people are in London,’ is particularly pretty from the artless country girl to the town-bred Gwendolen. How Serious People—the majority of the population, according to Carlyle-how Serious People will take this Trivial Comedy written for their learning remains to be seen. No doubt seriously. One last night thought that the bag incident was a ‘little far-fetched’. Moreover, he could not see how the bag and the baby got to Victoria Station (L.B. and S.C.R. station) while the manuscript and perambulator turned up ‘at the summit of Primrose Hill’. Why the summit? Such difficulties, he said, rob a play of ’convincingness’. That is one serious person disposed of, at any rate. On the last production of a play by Mr. Oscar Wilde we said it was fairly bad, and anticipated success. This time we must congratulate him unreservedly on a delightful revival of theatrical satire. Absit omen. But we could pray for the play’s success, else we fear it may prove the last struggle of its author against the growing seriousness of his dramatic style. Oscar Wilde may be said to have at last, and by a single stroke, put his enemies under his feet. Their name is legion, but the most inveterate of them may be defied to go to St. James’s Theatre and keep a straight face through the performance of The Importance of Being Earnest. It is a pure farce of Gilbertian parentage, but loaded with drolleries, epigrams, impertinences, and bubbling comicalities that only an Irishman could have ingrafted on that respectable Saxon stock. Since Charley’s Aunt was first brought from the provinces to London I have not heard such unrestrained, incessant laughter from all parts of the theatre, and those laughed the loudest whose approved mission it is to read Oscar long lectures in the press on his dramatic and ethical shortcomings. The thing is as slight in structure and as devoid of purpose as a paper balloon, but it is extraordinarily funny, and the universal assumption is that it will remain on the boards here for an indefinitely extended period. The dramatic critic is not only a philosopher, moralist, aesthetician, and stylist, but also a labourer working for his hire. In this last capacity he cares nothing for the classifications of Aristotle, Polonius, or any other theorist, but instinctively makes a fourfold division of the works which come within his ken. These are his categories: (1) Plays which are good to see. (2) Plays which are good to write about. (3) Plays which are both. (4) Plays which are neither. Class 4 is naturally the largest, Class 3 the smallest, and Classes 1 and 2 balance each other pretty evenly. Mr. Oscar Wilde’s new comedy, The Importance of Being Earnest, belongs indubitably to the first class. It is delightful to see, it sends wave after wave of laughter curling and foaming round the theatre; but as a text for criticism it is barren and delusive. It is like a mirage-oasis in the desert, grateful and comforting to the weary eye-but when you comeclose up to it, behold! it is intangible, it eludes your grasp. What can a poor critic do with a play which raises no principle, whether of art or morals, creates its own canons and conventions, and is nothing but an absolutely wilful expression of an irrepressibly witty personality? Mr. Pater, I think (or is it some one else?), has an essay on the tendency of all art to verge towards, and merge in, the absolute art—music. He might ‘have found an example in The Importance of Being Earnest, which imitates nothing, represents nothing, means nothing, is nothing, except a sort of rondo capriccioso, in which the artist’s fingers run with crisp irresponsibility up and down the keyboard of life. Why attempt to analyse and class such a play? Its theme, in other hands, would have made a capital farce but ‘farce’ is far too gross and commonplace a word to apply to such an iridescent filament of fantasy. Incidents of the same nature as Algy Moncrieffe’s ‘Bunburying’ and John Worthing’s invention and subsequent suppression of his scapegrace brother Ernest have done duty in many a French vaudeville and English adaptation; but Mr. Wilde’s humour transmutes them into something entirely new and individual. Amid so much that is negative, however, criticism may find one positive remark to make. Behind all Mr. Wilde’s whim and even perversity, there lurks a very geniune science, or perhaps I should rather say instinct, of the theatre. In all his plays, and certainly not least in this one, the story is excellently told and illustrated with abundance of scenic detail. Monsieur Sarcey himself (if Mr. Wilde will forgive my saying so) would ‘chortle in his joy’ over John Worthing’s entrance in deep mourning (even down to his cane) to announce the death of his brother Ernest, when we know that Ernest in the flesh—a false but undeniable Ernest—is at that moment in the house making love to Cecily. The audience does not instantly awaken to the meaning of his inky suit, but even as he marches solemnly down the stage, and before a word is spoken, you can feel the idea kindling from row to row, until a ‘sudden glory’ of laughter fills the theatre. It is only the born playwright who can imagine and work up to such an effect. Not that the play is a masterpiece of construction. It seemed to me that the author’s invention languished a little after the middle of the second act, and that towards the close of that act there were even one or two brief patches of something almost like tediousness. But I have often noticed that the more successful the play, the more a first-night audience is apt to be troubled by inequalities of workmanship, of which subsequent audiences are barely conscious. The most happily-inspired scenes, coming to us with the gloss of novelty upon them, give us such keen pleasure, that passageswhich are only reasonably amusing are apt to seem, by contrast, positively dull. Later audiences, missing the shock of surprise which gave to the master-scenes their keenest zest, are also spared our sense of disappointment in the flatter passages, and enjoy the play more evenly all through. I myself, on seeing a play a second time, have often been greatly entertained by scenes which had gone near to boring me on the first night. When I see Mr. Wilde’s play again, I shall no doubt relish the last half of the second act more than I did on Thursday evening; and even then I differed from some of my colleagues who found the third act tedious. Mr. Wilde is least fortunate where he drops into Mr. Gilbert’s Palace-of-Truth mannerism, as he is apt to do in the characters of Gwendolen and Cecily. Strange what a fascination this trick seems to possess for the comic playwright! Mr. Pinero, Mr. Shaw, and now Mr. Wilde, have all dabbled in it, never to their advantage.10 I have not the slightest intention of seriously criticising Mr. O.Wilde’s new piece at the St. James’s as well might one sit down after dinner and attempt gravely to discuss the true inwardness of a soufflé. Nor, fortunately, is it necessary to enter into details as to its wildly farcical plot: as well might one, after a successful display of fireworks in the back garden, set to work laboriously to analsye the composition of a Catherine wheel. At the same time I wish at once to admit, fairly and frankly, that The Importance of being Earnest amused me very much. The author has told us that he himself regards it as ‘a delicate bubble of fancy’ but there is rather too much in it about babies being left in hand-bags at the cloakrooms of London termini for me to allow it is that. No, it is neither ‘delicate’ nor ‘bubbly’ but, I repeat, it is undoubtedly amusing, and that is a quality which, is certain to meet with warm approval. Whether we should have heard as much as we have about it, had anybody else written it, is doubtful but that only shows the importance of being-Oscar. To inquire why it is amusing is not, perhaps, a very edifying task, but it may not be a wholly uninteresting one. Candid friends might urge that Mr. Wilde’s excellent memory has much to do with the result in question. And, indeed, his new piece is as full of echoes as Prospero’s isle-echoes of Marivaux, echoes of Meilhac, echoes of Maddison Morton, echoes of William Schwenk Gilbert and of George Bernard Shaw aye, echoes even of the ‘Facetiae’ columns on the back page of the Family Herald! But the very fact that Mr. Wilde’s inspiration can be traced to so many sources proves that he can owe very little to any of them, and I, for one, certainly do not intend to upbraid him for his eclectic taste. There are critics too, who attribute his success to the savour of well-bred insolence which he is able to send over the footlights and there is assuredly something not altogether displeasing to most of us in hearing other people insult one another with more or less cynical impertinence. But I have no doubt in my own mind that the chief reason why the St. James’s piece proves so amusing, is because it is so completely dominated by its author. That is to say, there is no attempt in it at characterisation, but all the dramatis personal, from the heroes down to their butlers, talk pure and undiluted Wildese. Whether we ought to be amused by this is quite another question; and whether we shall long continue to be amused by it is exceedingly doubtful but, for the present, all London will flock to the St. James’s and Oscar will reap his reward. He would be wise, in my opinion, to make his hay while the sun shines. The public taste for ‘Oscarisms’ is not likely to be a lasting one. For once, the experiment of dressing up an old-fashioned screaming farce in the very latest and smartest verbal fashion, and then calling it ‘a trival comedy’, has ‘caught on’, but it is not at all certain that its repetition would be successful. In fact ‘they form a perfect cycle, and in their delicate sphere complete both life and art.’ Is there not a danger, then, that his future pieces may prove works of supererogation? The days of the ‘Paradox à la Wilde’ may be numbered. It may pass, as the cult of the lily has passed, and the mode of the green carnation. Indeed, I am not sure that Mr. Edison couldnot, if he gave his mind to it, design an apparatus for turning out ‘Oscarisms’ automatically. We might put our pennies in the slot, press a button, and draw out ‘Wilde’ paradoxes on tape by the yard. It would not require nearly such elaborate mechanism as the late Mr. Babbage’s once famous Calculating Machine. Surprise has been expressed that Mr. Wilde should have succeeded in catching the taste of the pit and gallery, as well as the approval of the stalls and boxes, with his new piece but I do not think there is anything very strange in this. The people in the humbler parts of the house evidently keenly enjoyed the graphic glimpses which the dramatist gave them of the inner life of those ‘higher ranks’, with which, as he told an interviewer the other day, he was ‘best acquainted’. They were deeply interested to note that ladies of title specially affect cucumber sandwiches at five o’clock teas, that to take sugar is now considered in smart society quite unfashionable, and that a cake’ is never seen on the tea-tables of really stylish families. Most thoroughly, too, did they enjoy the prolonged tussle over a plate of muffins, in which the two heroes of the piece bring the second act to so aristocratic an end. Nay, there was even something in the striking modernity of Mr. Allan Aynesworth’s cuffs and the effusive loveliness of Mr. George Alexander’s neckties, which could scarcely fail to be attractive. It has just occurred to me that I have said nothing about the acting- another proof of the way in which the author‘dominates his play…’
It is somewhat surprising to find Mr Oscar Wilde, who does not usually model himself on Mr Henry Arthur Jones, giving his latest play a five-chambered title like The Case of Rebellious Susan. So I suggest with some confidence that The Importance of Being Earnest dates from a period long anterior to Susan. However it may have been retouched immediately before its production, it must certainly have been written before Lady Windermere’s Fan. I do not suppose it to be Mr Wilde’s first play: he is too susceptible to fine art to have begun otherwise than with a strenuous imitation of a great dramatic poem, Greek or Shakespearian; but it was perhaps the first which he designed for practical commercial use at the West End theatres. The evidence of this is abundant. The play has a plot-a gross anachronism; there is a scene between the two girls in the second act quite in the literary style of Mr Gilbert, and almost inhuman enough to have been conceived by him; the humour is adulterated by stock mechanical fun to an extent that absolutely scandalizes one in a play with such an author’s name to it; and the punning title and several of the more farcical passages recall theepoch of the late H.J.Byron. The whole has been varnished, and here and there veneered, by the author of A Woman of no Importance but the general effect is that of a farcical comedy dating from the seventies, unplayed during that period because it was too clever and too decent, and brought up to date as far as possible by Mr Wilde in his now completely formed style. Such is the impression left by the play on me. But I find other critics, equally entitled to respect, declaring that The Importance of Being Earnest is a strained effort of Mr Wilde’s at ultra-modernity, and that it could never have been written but for the opening up of entirely new paths in drama last year by Arms and the Man. At which I confess to a chuckle. I cannot say that I greatly cared for The Importance of Being Earnest. It amused me, of course but unless comedy touches me as well as amuses me, it leaves me with a sense of having wasted my evening. I go to the theatre to be moved to laughter, not to be tickled or bustled into it and that is why, though I laugh as much as anybody at a farcical comedy, I am out of spirits before the end of the second act, and out of temper before the end of the third, my miserable mechanical laughter intensifying these symptoms at every outburst. If the public ever becomes intelligent enough to know when it is really enjoying itself and when it is not, there will be an end of farcical comedy. Now in The Importance of Being Earnest there is plenty of this rib-tickling for instance, the lies, the deceptions, the cross purposes, the sham mourning, the christening of the two grown-up men, the muffin eating, and so forth. These could only have been raised from the farcical plane by making them occur to characters who had, like Don Quixote, convinced us of their reality and obtained some hold on our sympathy. But that unfortunate moment of Gilbertism breaks our belief in the humanity of the play. Thus we are thrown back on the force and daintiness of its wit, brought home by an exquisitely grave, natural, and unconscious execution on the part of the actors.On the whole I must decline to accept The Importance of Being Earnest as a day less than ten years old and I am altogether unable to perceive any uncommon excellence in its presentations. The most obvious thing suggested by The Importance of Being Earnest is the advantage of being frivolous, which, in a pecuniary sense, is likely to accrue to an author who caters for the less intelligent section of the public. Mr. Oscar Wilde has the courage of his convictions. He has recognised that the majority of playgoers are prepared to accept him atthe value he has set upon himself, and accordingly he exhibits perfect readiness to fool them to the top of their bent. The question remains, how long is the vogue likely to last? But that, after all, is a problem of secondary consequence, for chameleon-like Mr. Wilde is always ready to change his colours. Tragedy or comedy, laughter or tears-it is all one to him. He is governed by the showman’s principle-‘You pays your money and you takes your choice.’ His new trivial comedy is a bid for popularity in the direction of farce. Stripped of its ‘Oscarisms’-regarded purely as a dramatic exercise -it is not even a good specimen of its class. The story is clumsily handled, the treatment unequal, the construction indifferent, while the elements of farce, comedy, and burlesque are jumbled together with a fine disregard for consistency. But the piece throughout bears the unmistakable impress of the author’s handiwork, and that, it would appear, is sufficient for an audience unable or unwilling to distinguish between the tinsel glitter of sham epigram and the authentic sheen of true wit. Of the success of the new comedy there can be no doubt, inasmuch as its audacity-we had almost said impertinence-will not fail to attract votaries of a society which enjoys nothing more keenly than an exhibition on the stage of its own weaknesses. To criticise the work seriously would be a measure that the author himself would probably be the first to deride. So little respect, indeed, does he show for his own piece, that in places he has not hesitated to ridicule the very creatures born of his fertile imagination; while, throughout its performance, one is constantly forced to the conclusion that his tongue must have found refuge in his cheek more frequently than not as the labour of writing progressed. To write down a man whom everyone else is praising is one of the holiest joys that the pursuit of literature can give but it has not quite the subtly virtuous satisfaction that comes from writing up a man whom everybody else is crying down. It is a pretty safe rule to go upon that the writer beloved of the British public is at all events not more than third-rate-Mr. Crockett and Mr. Rider Haggard for example; but this method of contraries is not always reliable. Robert Louis Stevenson seems to have a wide circle of readers, just as Gounod and Bizet have a wide circle of auditors, and nobody can question the genius of these men though it may be doubted whether the public admires them for their best qualities or for their second-best. But the method of contraries, as we have called it, is quite reliable in the other field: if the public howls a man down or grins him down, he is certain to be possessed of genius. I am glad to say that these are not original reflections it is very hard to say anything original about genius, and still harder to say anything original about the British public and it would be a grievous shock to anyone if he were to discover the hitherto unknown fact that the British public is stupid and prejudiced. As it is, one grows up in the tradition, and gets hardened to the atmosphere and so is enabled to look upon his fellow-countrymen more in equanimity than in anger. A paradox is simply the truth of the minority, just as a commonplace is the truth of the majority. The function of paradox is to illuminate light places, to explain just those things that everyone understands. For example, everyone knows what Art is, and everyone knows what it is to be immoral- but if a thinker says ‘Art is immoral’, the new synthesis puzzles them, and they either call it a paradox, or say the writer is immoral. In reality, he is doing just what they cannot do- he can see round corners and the other side of things. Nay, he can do more than this; he can give to ordinary things a quality that they have not, and place them in worlds that never existed. We ordinary beings can see objects in three dimensions only- a good paradox is a view in the fourth dimension.11