Writings in the margin of notebook


Some samples of “Writings in the margin of notebook”



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“Writings in the margin of notebook” by Utkir Khoshimov

2.2. Some samples of “Writings in the margin of notebook”
"Nature's Gultoji"
Deer eats greens to avoid hunger. But they don't kill each other. The lion eats the deer in order not to starve. But they don't kill each other. Man also eats greens. He also eats deer. He even kills a lion for the sake of his mind... Then.. they fight and eat each other's heads...
Objection to Darwin
Darwin's theory is wrong. Man did not descend from ape, but from ape-man. Those whose feet did not leave the ground became human. Those whose feet were cut off the ground became monkeys and climbed the tree... This process is still going on...
The smartest animal
The smartest fish in the world! First, dumb. Second, it consistently licks its tail!
Truth
It is so sweet that you want to taste it. So hot it burns your tongue!
Swallow
Have you noticed: swallows will never build a nest in a house without grace and incompetence. Sometimes I wonder if I'm smarter than a swallow.
Relativity
The universe is so vast that you can't even imagine it. The world is so tight, your breath echoes...
"There is no better day."
Our people say: "There is no day for the good, and death for the bad." It's true! Bad people kill good people and add their lives to their own. That's why it lives long.
Four categories
A friend who doesn't leave your side when the sun is shining on your head is just a friend. It's not a friend who doesn't leave your side when the sun is shining on your head and disappears when a cloud comes over your head.
A "friend" is an enemy who doesn't leave your side when the sun is shining on you, and betrays you when a cloud comes over you.
A true friend who doesn't chase you when the sun is shining on your head and doesn't leave you when a cloud comes over your head.
High punishment
In one of the African tribes, there is no talk of punishing, imprisoning, or executing a person who has committed a crime. Tanho was kicked out of the tribe, but...
Dream
When I am worried, when I am stressed about something, my mother enters my dreams. And in happy moments, even if I want to, I can't see my mother or father in my dreams... It's funny...
Halal and Haram
Some people understand "halal and haram" as "what is edible and what is not edible"... a superficial concept! In fact, it means "do-able and impossible-to-do" actions...
You know: bread is the most blessed blessing. However, the bread found in an impure way is also unclean! It is not for nothing that the saying "Eat your bread honestly" is said.
Habit
Don't be surprised if they ask you why you came home late from work.
Don't be surprised if he sniffs your collar under the pretext of helping you take off your necklace.
Do not be surprised if he asks what was discussed at the meeting. Do not be surprised if he asks how many people attended the meeting. Don't be surprised if someone asks who you are sitting next to.
Don't be surprised if it asks you what color your phone is. Don't be surprised if you ask how many people called.
Don't be surprised if he asks you where you had lunch. Don't be surprised if they ask you what floor the buffet is on. Don't be surprised if he asks you what you ate.
Don't be surprised if the bartender asks how old he is.
Don't be surprised if he asks you with which hand he handed you the tea! Go and don't be surprised if I ask which direction the sun rises. Curiosity is a natural habit of a woman!


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