Rachel: I mean, do you think there are people that go through life never having that kind of...
[ ai min . dujə өiŋk ðer ar pipl ðæʔ go өru laif nevr hæviŋ ðæʔ kaindəv ]
Ross: Probably.
[ prabəbli ]
Rachel: Really?
[ rıli ]
Ross But you know, I'll tell you something. Passion is way overrated.
[ bʌbʌbʌʔjəno . ailteljəsʌmʔm . pæʃən ız wei ovreidəd ]
Rachel: Yeah right.
[ jærait ]
Ross: It is. Eventually, it kind of... burns out. But hopefully, what you're left with is trust, and security, and... well, in the case of my ex-wife, lesbianism. So, you know, for all of those people who miss out on that passion... thing, there's all that other good stuff.
[ ıdız . ivenʧuli . ıʔkainə . brnzæʊt . bʌʔhopfʊli . hwəʔjr lefwıөız trʌs . æn səkjʊrıdi . æn . wel . ınðə keisəmai ekswaif . lezbiənızm . so . juno . fraləðozpiplhwu mısæʊdanðæt ə pæʃən . өiŋ . ðerz alðædʌðr gʊdstʌf ]
Rachel: (sigh) OK.
[ okei ]
Ross: But, um... I don't think that's going to be you.
[ bʌʔəm . aidonөiŋk ðæts gənə bi ju ]
Rachel: You don't.
[ ju don ]
Ross: Uh-uh. See, I see.... big passion in your future.
[ əʔə . si . aisi . bıg pæʃən ınjr fjuʧr ]
Rachel: Really?
[ rıli ]
Ross: Mmmm.
[ m ]
Rachel: You do?
[ judu ]
Ross: I do.
[ aidu ]
Rachel: Oh Ross, you're so great. (she playfully rubs his head and gets up. Ross gets up, pleased with himself.)
[ oras . jrsogreit ]
Joey: It's never going to happen.
[ ıʔs nevr gənə hæpən ]
Ross: (innocently) What?
[ hwət ]
Joey: You and Rachel.
[ ju æn reiʧl ]
Ross: (acts surprised) What? Why not?
[ hwət . hwainat ]
Joey: Because you waited too long to make your move, and now you're in the friend zone.
[ bikəz ju weidəd tulaŋdə meikjr muv . ænæʊjr ınðə frenzon ]
Ross: No, no, no. I'm not in the zone.
[ no . no . no . aim nadın ðə zon ]
Joey: Ross, you're mayor of the zone.
[ ras . jr meijr əvðə zon ]
Ross: I'm taking my time, alright? I'm laying the groundwork. Yeah. I mean, every day I get just a little bit closer to...
[ aim teikın maitaim . alraid . aim leijın ðə græʊndwrk . jæ . aimin . evridei ai geʔʤʌsəlıdl bıʔklosrtu ]
Joey: Priesthood! Look Ross, I'm telling you, she has no idea what you're thinking.
[ prisdhʊd . lʊkras . aim telınjə . ʃihæz noaidijə hwəʔr өiŋkiŋ ]
Ross: Oh yeah? She just ran her fingers through my hair. Were you missing that interaction?
[ ojæ.ʃiʤəsrænhr fiŋgrz өrumaiher . wrju ə mısiŋ ðædınrækʃən ]
Joey: No-no-no-no. This is running fingers through your hair. (Demonstrates). Kay? Now this (lightly touches Ross' hair)...is a tousle. Look, Ross if you don't ask her out soon you're going to end up stuck in the zone forever.
[ nononono . ðısızrʌniŋ fiŋgrz өru jrher . kei . næʊ ðıs . ızə tæʊsl . lʊk . ras ıfjə don æskr æʊʔsʊn jr gənə endʌp stʌkın ðə zon frəvr ]
Ross: I will, I will. I’m just… See, I'm waiting for the right moment. (Joey looks at him) What? What, now?
[ aiwıl aiwıl.si.aim ʤəs .aimweidıŋ frðə raiʔmomənt . hwət . hwəʔnæʊ ]
Joey: Yeeeeaaaahhh! What's messing you up? The wine? The candles? The moonlight? You've just got to (have to) go up to her and you got to (have to) say, 'Rachel, I think that...' (Rachel comes into the room behind them)
[ jæ . hwəts mesınjuʌp . ðəwain . ðəkændlz . ðəmunlait . juvʤʌs gadə goʌptuər æn jə gadə sei . reiʧl . ai өiŋkðæt ]
Ross: Shhhh!
[ ʃ ]
Rachel: What are you shushing?
[ hwədrjə ʃʊʃiŋ ]
Ross: We're shushing... because... we're trying to hear something. Listen. (everyone is silent) Don't you hear that?
[ wır ʃʊʃiŋ. bikəz . wır trajiŋtə hır səmөiŋ . lısən . donʔjuhırðæʔ ]
Rachel: Ahhhh!
[ a ]
Ross: See?
[ si ]
Rachel: Huh
[ hə ]