Bir o’g’ri oltin baliqni tutib olibdi

Bir o’g’ri oltin baliqni tutib olibdi.

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  Tila tilagingni! Xohlagan narsangni muhayyo qilaman, –debdi baliq.
  
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  Qo’lingdan nima keladi o’zi? –debdi o’g’ri.
  
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  Hamma narsa. Mana masalan kecha bir yigit mendan 100 ming dollar so’radi, berdim, -debdi baliq.
  

O’g’ri o’ylanib turib:

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  Shu yigitni manzilini ber menga, -degan ekan.
  

One day a thief caught a goldfish.

"Wish your dream! Whatever you want I'll make it,” said the fish.
"What can you do?", said the thief.
"Everything. For example, yesterday a guy asked me for 100 thousand dollars, and I gave it, - said the fish.
Thoughtfully the thief:
"Give me the address of this young man," he said.

Qamoqdan chiqib kelgan sobiq mahbusdan so’rashibdi:

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  Sizni nimaga qamashgan edi?
  
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  Pora berganim uchun.
  
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  Qamoqdan qanday qilib chiqdingiz?
  
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  Qamoqqa qanday tushgan bo’lsam, shunday qilib chiqdim.
  

Former prisoner who was released from prison was asked:

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  "Why were you imprisoned?"
  
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  "Because I paid a bribe."
  
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  "How did you get out of prison?"
  
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  "That's how I got into prison," said the prisoner.
  

Uyali aloqa operatori rahbariga telefon qo’ng’irog’I orqali shikoyat tushibdi:

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  Allo, sizni xodimlaringiz shanba kuni tushdan keyin umuman go’shakni ko’tarishmaydi!
  

Rahbarning javobi:

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  Bir nechta xodimlarim go’shakni talashib janjallashishadi. Dushanba kuni ertalab g’olib chiqqan xodim go’shakni ko’taradi.
  

The head of the mobile operator received a complaint over the phone:

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  Hello, your staff is don’t answer the phone at all on a Saturday afternoon!
  

The leader's answer:

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  Several of my employees are arguing over the phone. On Monday, the winner will answer the phone.
  

O’qituvchi:

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  Valijon, kundaligingni ota-onangga ko’rsatdingmi?
  

O’quvchi:

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  Yo’q, ustoz!
  

O’qituvchi:

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  Nega?
  

O’quvchi:

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  Chunki ota-onamning sog’lig’i men uchun juda muhim!
  

Teacher:

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  Valijon, did you show your diary to your parents?
  

Pupil:

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  No, I didn’t.
  

Teacher:

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  Why?
  

Pupil:

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  Because, parents’ health is very important for me.