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How to make an Insult There are three columns on the other side of this page: A, B, and C. To make an insult, pick one word from each column and string them together. For example, taking the first word in each column gives you the insult: “artless base- court apple-john.” 1) Write a short, simple scene, or use the one below. A: Hey!
B: Hello there. A: Let me by, I have to cross this bridge. B: You can’t. A: Why not? B: Because. A: Cause why? B: Cause there’s a bear on the other side.
A: Why didn’t you say so? 2) Pepper your scene with an many insults as you like. A: Hey thou gorbellied, motley-minded hugger-mugger! B: Hello there thou yeasty, clapper- clawed strumpet. A: Let me by, thou frothy dizzy-eyed maggot pie. I have to cross this bridge. B: You can’t. A: Why not? B: Because, thou surly guts gripping harpy. A: Cause why, thou dankish sheep biting pignut? B: Cause there’s a bear on the other side. A: Why didn’t you say so, thou mewling swagbellied footlicker? 3) Read them aloud. You too can speak Shakespeare! Nothing sounds more authentic than insults. Theatrefolk Original Playscripts artless bawdy beslubbering bootless churlish cockered clouted craven currish dankish dissembling droning errant fawning fobbing froward frothy gleeking goatish gorbellied impertinent infectious jarring loggerheaded lumpish mammering mangled mewling paunchy pribbling puking puny quailing rank reeky roguish ruttish saucy spleeny spongy surly tottering unmuzzled vain venomed villainous warped wayward weedy yeasty base-court bat-fowling beef-witted beetle-headed boil-brained clapper-clawed clay-brained common-kissing crook-pated dismal-dreaming dizzy-eyed doghearted dread-bolted earth-vexing elf-skinned fat-kidneyed fen-sucked flap-mouthed fly-bitten folly-fallen fool-born full-gorged guts-griping half-faced hasty-witted hedge-born hell-hated idle-headed ill-breeding ill-nurtured knotty-pated milk-livered motley-minded onion-eyed plume-plucked pottle-deep pox-marked reeling-ripe rough-hewn rude-growing rump-fed shard-borne sheep-biting spur-galled swag-bellied tardy-gaited tickle-brained toad-spotted urchin-snouted weather-bitten apple-john baggage barnacle bladder boar-pig bugbear bum-bailey canker-blossom clack-dish clotpole coxcomb codpiece death-token dewberry flap-dragon flax-wench flirt-gill foot-licker fustilarian giglet gudgeon haggard harpy hedge-pig horn-beast hugger-mugger jolthead lewdster lout maggot-pie malt-worm mammet measle minnow miscreant moldwarp mumble-news nut-hook pigeon-egg pignut puttock pumpion ratsbane scut skainsmate strumpet varlet vassal whey-face wagtail A B C Shakespearean Insults Yüklə 24,93 Kb. Dostları ilə paylaş:
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