Assistant 1:
Of course, sir. How can I help?
Assistant 2:
Better still, how can I help?
Customer:
Well, I probably only need one of
you to be honest.
Assistant 1:
Quite right, so how may I be of
assistance?
Assistant 2:
Excuse me, but I’m helping this
customer… aren’t I?
Customer:
Well, I don’t mind really. I only
wanted to ask whether…
Assistant 1:
There you see, he wants to be
served by me. Now, if you’d like to
come this way, sir, I’ll show you… er,
what is it you want to buy, sir?
Customer:
Well, actually, I just wanted….
Assistant 2:
Oh, please, you don’t even know
what he wants. Now, sir, I’m really
terribly sorry. If you tell
me
how I
can help you, I’m sure you’ll soon
have everything you need.
Assistant 1:
Look, if you don’t stop annoying
my
customer, I’ll have to call for the
manager.
Assistant 2:
Your
customer. Oh, come on. I saw
him first.
Assistant 1:
You liar. I was already serving him
when you interrupted us. Isn’t that
true, sir?
Customer:
Well, to be honest, it’s really not
that important…
Assistant 2:
Yes, it is. You asked me for help and
I was ready to serve you when my
colleague here interrupted us.
Assistant 1:
I interrupted you? That’s
outrageous. If you say that once
more, I’ll report you to the union.
Assistant 2:
The union. Don’t make me laugh!
You’re not even in the union.
Assistant 1:
I’ve been in the union since I
started here three years ago… four
days before
you
started here, may I
remind you.
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