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Bernard Shaw - Pygmalion

den door and calls Lady Utterword with commanding empha-
sis]. Ariadne!
LADY UTTERWORD 
[at some distance]. Yes.
RANDALL
. What are you calling her for? I want to speak—
LADY UTTERWORD 
[arriving breathless]. Yes. You really
are a terribly commanding person. What’s the matter?
HECTOR
. I do not know how to manage your friend
Randall. No doubt you do.
LADY UTTERWORD
. Randall: have you been making
yourself ridiculous, as usual? I can see it in your face. Really,
you are the most pettish creature.
RANDALL
. You know quite well, Ariadne, that I have not
an ounce of pettishness in my disposition. I have made my-
self perfectly pleasant here. I have remained absolutely cool
and imperturbable in the face of a burglar. Imperturbability
is almost too strong a point of mine. But [putting his foot
down with a stamp, and walking angrily up and down the
room] I insist on being treated with a certain consideration. I
will not allow Hushabye to take liberties with me. I will not
stand your encouraging people as you do.
HECTOR
. The man has a rooted delusion that he is your
husband.
LADY UTTERWORD
. I know. He is jealous. As if he had
any right to be! He compromises me everywhere. He makes
scenes all over the place. Randall: I will not allow it. I simply
will not allow it. You had no right to discuss me with Hec-
tor. I will not be discussed by men.
HECTOR
. Be reasonable, Ariadne. Your fatal gift of beauty
forces men to discuss you.
LADY UTTERWORD
. Oh indeed! what about your fatal
gift of beauty?
HECTOR
. How can I help it?
LADY UTTERWORD
. You could cut off your moustache:
I can’t cut off my nose. I get my whole life messed up with


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Heartbreak House
people falling in love with me. And then Randall says I run
after men.
RANDALL
. I—
LADY UTTERWORD
. Yes you do: you said it just now.
Why can’t you think of something else than women? Napo-
leon was quite right when he said that women are the occu-
pation of the idle man. Well, if ever there was an idle man on
earth, his name is Randall Utterword.
RANDALL
. Ariad—
LADY UTTERWORD 
[overwhelming him with a torrent of
words]. Oh yes you are: it’s no use denying it. What have you
ever done? What good are you? You are as much trouble in
the house as a child of three. You couldn’t live without your
valet.
RANDALL
. This is—
LADY UTTERWORD
. Laziness! You are laziness incarnate.
You are selfishness itself. You are the most uninteresting man
on earth. You can’t even gossip about anything but yourself
and your grievances and your ailments and the people who
have offended you. [Turning to Hector]. Do you know what
they call him, Hector?
Speaking together.
HECTOR. 
Please don’t tell me.
RANDALL. 
I’ll not stand it—
LADY UTTERWORD
. Randall the Rotter: that is his name
in good society.
RANDALL 
[shouting]. I’ll not bear it, I tell you. Will you
listen to me, you infernal—[he chokes].
LADY UTTERWORD
. Well: go on. What were you going
to call me? An infernal what? Which unpleasant animal is it
to be this time?
RANDALL 
[foaming]. There is no animal in the world so
hateful as a woman can be. You are a maddening devil.
Hushabye, you will not believe me when I tell you that I
have loved this demon all my life; but God knows I have
paid for it [he sits down in the draughtsman’s chair, weeping].
LADY UTTERWORD 
[standing over him with triumphant

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