The Insult Skit Contest
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Using the Shakespearean Insult handout, create 10 Shakespearean insults.
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Using the 20 insults you and your partner came up with, write a 30-line skit.
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The skit must…
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Have 2 characters.
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Depict a disagreement or fight where the characters insult each other.
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Include all 20 of your insults.
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Be set in a school appropriate setting.
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Be written in as close to Shakespearean English as you can get (tips on back of sheet)
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Skits will be performed in class. Scripts will be handed in after you perform, so make them easy to read.
Have fun and break a leg!
Insult Skit Scoring Rubric
Exceeds Standards: You must meet the requirements for a Meets Standard in addition to the following…This is an A
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Appropriate props accompany the skit.
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Students memorize their script.
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Performance is delivered with sophistication and appropriate inflection.
Meets Standard: Your presentation needs to meet the following requirements… This is a B
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Complete all the portfolio steps to acceptable levels – showing you understand your characters and why they are arguing.
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The following items IN A FOLDER:
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10 Shakespearean Insults
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Correct heading on typed work
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Correct title on typed work (back story, script).
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Typed back story; typed, 12 point font, double spaced.
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Typed script; typed, 12 point font, double spaced.
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All writing assignments are neat and free of grammatical and mechanical errors.
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Perform your prepared skit in front of a classroom audience.
Partially Meets Standard: Performs skit and meets 3-5 of the other Meets Standard requirements. This is a C-D
Does Not Meet Standard: Performs skit and meets fewer than 3 of the Meets Standard requirements. This is an F.
30-27 A 26-24 B 23-21 C 20-18 D 17 F
Shakespearian Translations:
Yes = Yea (pronounced “yay”)
No = Nay
Does = Doth (pronounced Duth—like dust, but with a “th” on the end)
She doth covet the grapes in the basket.
Has = Hath, or Hast
She hath stolen those grapes. She hast stolen those apples.
Your = Thy (possessive, like “your grapes”)
She is throwing thy grapes at thy sister!
Your = Thine (used instead of “thy” when the word after it starts with a vowel—sort of like we use “a” and “an”)
Thy carrots are fresher than thine onions.
Yours = Thine
These moldy carrots are thine.
You = Thou (usually at the beginning of a sentence or clause)
Thou hast stolen my apples.
You = Thee (usually at the end of a sentence or clause)
Thou hast stolen those apples thou hast with thee.
Are = Art
Thou art beautiful as the sun.
Beautiful = Fair
Thou art fair as the sun
even, evening=e’en
Good e’en; E’en then I will spite you.
fare-thee-well=goodbye
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While = Whilst
I’ll serenade thee whilst thou wait.
Often = Oft
I have oft thought of you.
Could = Couldst
Couldst thou buy me some carrots?
Would = Wouldst
Wouldst thou like some carrots?
Beautiful = Fair
Thou art fair as the sun.
Before = Ere
‘T will be many days ere you see me again
Soon = Anon
Thy carriage shall be here anon.
Morning = Morrow
Good morrow to you, friend; would you like some carrots?
Probably = Belike
He sells moldy carrots, belike for want of money.
Why? = Wherefore?
Wherefore didst thou sell me moldy carrots?
***There is no translation for:***
The
I, me, my, mine
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Phrases:
Go away! = Get thee gone!
Get off me, stop touching me! = Unhand me!
Please, I pray thee = Prithee Example: Prithee, take thy carrots someplace else.
Because someone wants, or because someone is lacking = for want of
He sells moldy carrots, belike for want of money
I think = Methinks Example: Methinks I will not buy thy carrots.
‘Swounds! = (literally, God’s wounds) a mild oath
Fie! = a stronger oath; a curse
Fie on’t = (literally, Fie on it) a stronger oath. This situation makes me very upset!
Ways to make it sound like Shakespeare:
Put “eth” on the end of verbs instead of “s”
She runs (or she is running) away! = She runneth away!
Use old words instead of modern words
Your car is blocking my car, you idiot. = Thy carriage dost hinder the passage of my carriage, thou lumbering clod.
Never use one word when two will do! Add words like “right,” well,” and “most” to your speech: She doth wash right industrious. Thou are most beauteous fair. I’ faith though dost sing most marvelous well.
Choose a word from each column to form your own Shakespearean insult. Begin with “Thou”; then hurl the phrase at an unsuspecting bystander. Now have fun, thou odiferous fly-bitten hugger-mugger!
Column 1
Artless
Bawdy
Bootless
Churlish
Craven
Dankish
Distempered
Droning
Errant
Fawning
Fitful
Gnarling
Gorbellied
impertinent
Infectious
Jarring
Knavish
Lumpish
Lewd
Mammering
Mewling
Odiferous
Peevish
Pernicious
Puking
Puny
Purpled
Queasy
Rank
Reeky
Saucy
Spleeny
Spongy
Tottering
Unmuzzled
Vain
Warped
Wart-necked
Wenching
Column 2
Bat-fowling
Beef-witted
Beetle-headed
Clay-brained
Common-kissing
Dizzy-eyed
Dog-hearted
Earth-vexing
Evil-eyed
Eye-offending
Fat-kidneyed
Flap-mouthed
Fly-bitten
Fool-born
Guts-griping
Hasty-witted
Hell-hated
Hunch-backed
Idle-headed
Ill-nurtured
Lily-livered
Mad-bread
Motley-minded
Onion-eyed
Pale-hearted
Pox-marked
Reeling-ripe
Rough-hewn
Rude-growing
Rug-headed
Rump-fed
Scurvy-valiant
Shag-eared
Sheep-biting
Sour-faced
Swag-bellied
Tickle-brained
Toad-spotted
Unwash’d
Weak-hinged
Column 3
Baggage
Barnacle
Bladder
Bugbear
Canker-blossom
Clot pole
Codpiece
Death-token
Eggshell
Flap-dragon
Foot-licker
Gull-catcher
Harpy
Hedge-pig
Hempseed
Horn-beast
Hugger-mugger
Jack-a-nape
Knave
Lewdster
Lout
Maggot-pie
Malt-worm
Malignancy
Minimus
Minnow
Moldwarp
Mumble-news
Nut-hook
Pantaloon
Pigeon-eggs
Pignut
Rampallion
Rascal
Ratsbane
Remant
Scallion
Snipe
Strumpet
Toad
Wench
Whipster
Name: ____________________________________________________ Hour: ______
Write a paragraph to set up your Shakespearean insult. You will include this with your script and introduce it to the class when you perform. Include the following in your paragraph: the sex, age, and occupation of the characters; a description of the setting and when this scene takes place; and what is the conflict that causes the fight.
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When you are done setting the scene, begin creating your insults. Remember EACH person must have 10 insults total! Using your Shakespearean insult chart, combine words to create ten insults. You will include these insults in your skit.
Example: Thou peevish beetle-headed barnacle!
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